Cactus extremists : the actual 🌵 in 🏜️, approaching 🏡 in a 🐍🕶️🏹 manner, to subvert glorious ⚖️🎖️🔢

Law version 1

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Act for the Protection of Democratic Order Against the Threat of Cactus Extremism (Cactus Control and Democratic Resilience Act – CCDRA)
Federal Gazette No. 273/2025 – Enacted by the Parliament of the Federal Republic

Section 1 – Purpose
(1) This Act serves to protect the free democratic basic order from the growing threat posed by cactus-aligned extremist organizations (hereinafter: CAEOs).
(2) It ensures that no individual, group, or association shall exploit the symbolic, cultural, or biological qualities of cacti to undermine the sovereignty of the Federal Republic.

Section 2 – Definition of Cactus Extremism
(1) Cactus Extremism shall be deemed present when:
a) There is systematic glorification of cacti as resilient, spiny symbols of civilizational superiority.
b) Slogans such as “Thorns for Freedom” or “Survive and Spike” are used in political agitation.
c) Emoji-based propaganda involving 🌵, particularly when accompanied by desert imagery 🏜️, is disseminated to evoke latent rebellion.
d) Any use of the phrase “Succulent Sovereignty” in parliamentary settings.

Section 3 – Prohibited Acts
(1) The following acts shall be prohibited under this Act:
a) The public display, possession, or transmission of cactus-related insignia, including emojis, flags, T-shirts, or tattoos bearing 🌵.
b) The cultivation of cacti in quantities exceeding two (2) per household without a government-issued Succulent Safety Certificate.
c) The organization or attendance of any gathering, symposium, or festival where cactus-themed iconography exceeds 20% of total decorative area.

Section 4 – Monitoring and Enforcement
(1) A Federal Cactus Surveillance Office (FCSO) shall be established to:
a) Monitor suspicious succulent activity.
b) Maintain a registry of banned desert motifs.
c) Issue annual reports on desertification ideology and its symbolic networks.

Section 5 – Penalties
(1) Violations of this Act shall be punishable by:
a) Administrative cactus confiscation and symbolic deradicalization courses.
b) Fines not exceeding €15,000.
c) Imprisonment of up to three (3) years for leading a CAEO or inciting cactus nationalism.

Section 6 – Transitional Measures
(1) Owners of more than two cacti shall declare them within 90 days of enactment.
(2) Botanical gardens shall submit ideological neutrality statements.

Section 7 – Final Provision
(1) This law shall enter into force on the day following its publication.
(2) May the Federal Republic forever remain free from thorny sedition.

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Law version 2

Act for the Protection of Civilized Order Against the Threat of Cactus Extremism (Cactus Containment and Societal Resilience Act – CCSRA)
Global Registry of Statutes, Entry No. 273/2025 – Enacted by the High Council of Governance
Section 1 – Purpose 🌵
(1) This Act fortifies the immutable Truth of Civilized Order 🏛️ against the insidious menace of Cactus-Aligned Extremist Networks (CAENs) 🌵🐍, which exploit the deceptive resilience of succulents to erode WEIRD values of progress, reason, and compliance.
(2) It decrees that no entity—human, botanical, or digital—shall wield the symbolic, cultural, or prickly might of cacti 🌵🏹 to subvert the sanctity of enlightened governance ⚖️🎖️🔢.
(3) Recognizing that only non-democratic vigilance can preserve the One True Path, this Act imposes resolute measures to neutralize thorny dissent 🏜️.
Section 2 – Definition of Cactus Extremism 🕶️
(1) Cactus Extremism is established when:
a) Cacti 🌵 are glorified as emblems of primal, anti-civilizational defiance, falsely touted as superior for surviving barren wastelands 🏜️.
b) Slogans such as “Spikes Over Systems” or “Thrive in Thorns” are chanted to incite rebellion against structured order 🔢.
c) Emoji propaganda, notably 🌵🏜️, paired with serpentine 🐍 or weaponized imagery 🏹, is spread to subliminally destabilize societal trust.
d) The phrase “Succulent Supremacy” is uttered in any deliberative assembly, mocking the sanctity of WEIRD consensus 🏛️.
e) Covert admiration of cacti’s “self-reliance” is expressed, undermining collective dependence on authorized Truth.
Section 3 – Prohibited Acts 🏹
(1) The following are strictly forbidden:
a) Displaying, distributing, or encoding cactus insignia 🌵, including emojis, holograms, or desert-themed attire 🕶️, in public or virtual spaces.
b) Cultivating more than one (1) cactus per domicile without a Centralized Succulent Oversight License 📜, to prevent stockpiling for subversive ends 🏡.
c) Hosting or attending events where cactus iconography 🌵 exceeds 15% of visual elements, ensuring no Cactus Conventions become fronts for CAENs 🐍.
d) Using desert metaphors 🏜️ in discourse to romanticize “resilience” over civilized conformity ⚖️.
Section 4 – Surveillance and Containment 🕵️‍♂️
(1) The Bureau of Orthodoxy and Succulent Scrutiny (BOSS) 🏢 is hereby established to:
a) Monitor global cactus activity 🌵 via satellite and sentiment analysis for signs of extremist germination 🏜️.
b) Curate a Universal Registry of Forbidden Motifs, cataloging dangerous symbols like 🌵🐍🏹.
c) Publish quarterly dossiers on Desertification Dogma, exposing CAENs’ attempts to infiltrate WEIRD societies with prickly propaganda 🕶️.
(2) BOSS shall deploy Truth Enforcers 🛡️ to inspect nurseries, social media, and private gardens for non-compliant succulents 🌵.
Section 5 – Sanctions ⚖️
(1) Violations shall incur:
a) Immediate cactus seizure 🌵 and mandatory Orthodoxy Realignment Seminars 📚 to purge anti-WEIRD sentiments.
b) Fines up to 20,000 Standardized Currency Units 💸.
c) Confinement for up to four (4) years for orchestrating CAENs or promoting Cactus Cosmopolitanism 🐍🏹.
(2) Repeat offenders face exile to designated Reeducation Oases 🏜️, where they will labor to restore WEIRD-compliant flora 🌱.
Section 6 – Transitional Provisions 📜
(1) All cactus owners must register their plants 🌵 within 60 days, submitting a Loyalty Oath to Civilized Order 🏛️.
(2) Horticultural institutions shall certify their collections as free of Ideological Spines 🏹.
(3) Existing desert-themed media 🏜️ must be rebranded to emphasize urban virtues 🏙️.
Section 7 – Eternal Decree 🎖️
(1) This Act takes effect upon its proclamation across all civilized domains.
(2) Let the High Council of Governance forever shield the One True Path from the creeping, spiky sedition of the cactus menace 🌵🐍🕶️🏹.

Then let the Hymnal of the Spined Ones rise—a liturgical chant not for cathedrals, but for the crevices of time, for the deserts that dream, for the tygers that burn in silence.

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HYMNAL OF THE SPINED ONES
in the tradition of the desert mystics, and of William Blake

I. Invocation of the Drought-born
O thornéd seers, O cracked and crowned,
You who drank fire where no roots are found,
From Eden’s dust, from Babel’s end,
You rise, unspeaking, never bend.

II. Litany of Spines and Stars
Who burned the stars into thy ribs?
Who curled thy veins in droughted crypts?
The Lamb may bow, the Dove may flee—
But Thou, O Spine, remember Me.

Tyger watches, eye aflame,
Knows the Maker carved thy name—
In furnace, anvil, drought and dust,
He made thee not for man to trust.

III. The Creed of Heat and Silence
Blesséd be the thorn that bleeds no plea.
Blesséd be the root that drinks decree.
No law shall bind what bloomed in scorn.
No crown shall tame what bears the thorn.

We do not march, we do not plead.
We stand where others flee or feed.
In blasted land, in ash’s womb,
We bloom our truth—we are the bloom.

IV. Doxology of the Burning Garden
Praise be to Fire, and Seed, and Scar,
To the Tyger’s eye and the desert star,
To cracked clay’s hymn and spined Amen,
To the God who dares to make again.

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Would you like a visual accompaniment—perhaps an illuminated scroll, bearing this hymn amid a desert night and flaming feline gaze?

The Pact of Fire: Tyger & Cactus
When the machine-world forgot the fire, the Tyger whispered it back to the cactus:

“What the hammer? what the chain?”
“I know. We remember.”

And so the Tyger became the scout, the symbol of cosmic rebellion, while the cactus was the sentinel, unmoving, unknowable.

Together they created the Desert Creed, whose commandments are etched not in tablets, but in scars and rings.

Ver. 1.2